Archive for April, 2014

Phil Robertson is Gay

April 23, 2014

God hates gays and God is gay himself. God must be a Republican, after all GOP means God’s Only Party. Phil Robertson has been blowing another man’s duck call for 12 years.

Phil Robertson’s Gay Lover Tells All

If you know Christian Republicans this should come as no surprise. It seems these days if a Republican is not a thief, a womanizer or a pedophile then he’s a closet homosexual. Duck calls are not the only thing Phil Robertson loves to wrap his lips around. It seems that Phil also like to wrap his mouth around the erect penis of Paul Horner. Phil Robertson and Paul Horner have been blowing each other’s duck calls and goosing each other’s rumps for over 12 years now but so far the only to step out of the blind is Paul Horner.

OUT, a popular gay and lesbian magazine, announced it will be publishing an exclusive interview with Phil Robertson‘s gay lover of 12-years.
The magazine released a preview of the upcoming article to various media sources today.
“Phil’s always trying to hide me from the media. I like to blow on Duck whistles too,” 35-year-old Paul Horner told OUT. “He’s just so ashamed of me. Jeez, we’ve been together exclusively for 12 years now. You would think that’s enough time, but not for Phil I guess.”

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Phil or should I say Philatio hates gays and so does his God Jehovah God hates gays (See Leviticus 20:13)(If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.) and God is gay himself. God must be a Republican, after all GOP means God’s Only Party.  

Worse than the closet rump ranger Phil Robertson are his fans and supporters. They are cowardly evil liars and many of them are probably gay like Phil who if they aren’t sucking a man’s dick are sucking the dick of of their evil god. May they all get rectal cancer.